JDR for President...The Best Choice for Babies Everywhere!

Not only am I in a college setting at the tender age of 10 months, but I have decided to run for President of the United States in 2008!!!

JDR has a nice ring to it if you ask me.

As you can see I'm starting my campaign early. I'm wearing bibs to announce my candidacy and I'm meeting with my constitutes. Giving out lots of 'High 5's', 'Kissies', waving 'Bye, Bye', and clapping my hands, a real crowd pleaser.

You might be asking yourself what are the main points of 'JDR in 2008':

First, the right for all babies big or small to put what they want in their mouth with no consequence.

If I'm elected not only will there be more snacking on whatever the heck we want edible or not, but I promise that never again will we have to eat mashed up food from a jar especially anything that was beef, poultry, or fish before entering the jar. No longer will babies have a nap time or receive any food that isn't the perfect temperature. Never will we have to share a favorite toy and drooling will be open season. If I'm elected we will finally be free to wear our drool loud and proud without fear of mommy's and daddy's following closely behind to wipe it up or change our shirts. Last but not least I will do away completely with any diaper that isn't manufactured to immediatly absorb any and all waste. Of course this would include the cloth diaper!

As you can see I'm the best choice for babies everywhere!!!

Say it with me people JDR, JDR, JDR!!!!

This advertisement was paid for by the mother of JDR. Any views and opinions expressed in this ad are truly that of a woman who some would say has too much time on her hands, and way to much of an imagination. Bibs for JDR 2008 can be found in Washington D.C. where mother of JDR was just attending a conference and picked up the 'Future President' bib. Note to constitutes that high5's, kissies, waving bye, by and/or clapping may or may not happen when you meet JDR. Don't take it personal.