I Think My Mommy's Gone Crazy

Picture it: Saturday afternoon and I'm lying in bed taking a nap with my mommy. All of a sudden something about her catches my eye. What the??? Hmmm, there is something very strange on her nose. First thing I do is reach out to touch what ever it is. Mommy sees me and makes a move to protect it. With out missing a beat I inform her that I think what is on her nose is soap, again making a swift motion to get it off her nose. Again, mommy moves very quickly to protect the 'soap' that I so desperately wanted to get off her face.
Know what? My mom has gone completely mad since turning 30, and it turns out that what was on her nose was not soap at all, but a nose ring.

I should have known that soap would never be that shiny!!!