Uh Oh...

As many of you know, I have a gift for gab. I have quite the vocabulary and seem to pick up new words and phrases each day. All of this has been okay, until recently. It seems that somewhere I have pick you the the word 'Damn' and now seem to think it is funny to elicit a reaction from my parents when they hear it. I seem to know this is a bad word because right after I say it I will coyly look at one of them and say 'Hello Mommy or Daddy'. Interesting!
Also, just recently I said 'oh s***' even in proper context. I don't really know where I have heard this language, but I guess in my two years I have.
Hmmm, my mommy told me today if I said 'Damn' one more time she would put soap in my mouth. Can we take a poll on if you think she will really do that? My vote is yes!