Terrible Two's...No more Mister Nice Baby

It is officially happening whether my parents like it or not. Most of you know that I was a pretty easy baby, and am normally an easy going toddler who aims to please and follows directions pretty well. I love to have fun and play with my puppies.
Lately, this terrible two's Jake pops out! This is my evil twin from a parallel terrible two's universe. This little guy doesn't listen. He likes to constantly break the rules, and causes me to have time out after time out. I have had to go to bed early two night in a row and tonight terrible two's Jake made me throw my cup of water onto the dining room table and feed the doggies from my plate. TT Jake just wanted to share. I know better than that, but he won't listen. TT Jake likes to test his boundaries and caused me to have a record breaking eight time outs today!!!! Sometimes I get to pop out and be my funny and goofy self, but it seems that TT Jake is never far behind. Thankfully, I have yet for TT Jake to convince me to fall to the floor kicking and screaming. I have seen kids doing this. I hear that TT Jake only visits till around the age of four. As you many of you know I have two equally stubborn parents so the 'four' of us should have a very interesting next couple of years.