Jack in the Box is not okay!

Soccer season has started and on our way home from practice, my parents decided to stop at Jack in The Box for lunch. We don't have fast food very often, but when we do, I really like 'Old McDonald's'. I could really care less on the food, but i love the toys...love them. Where else do you get plastic junk that makes funky noises and will fall apart just looking at them the wrong way? I love Happy Meal toys.
So I digress, we get our food and I'm super excited to see what toy is in my bag, my mommy opens the bag and quickly announces that I can wait till I get home to see what magic is inside the bag. Now in most cases I would think 'Yippee, this will be a great toy' but, my mommy gave my daddy a look that clearly said, ' He is not going to like this'.
We make it home and I'm presented with my toy from Jack in The Box....wait for it....can you guess what it was?
It was seriously a piece of paper and a half melted red crayon from being in with the hot food. The paper had something written on it, but it was paper and a crayon...that is not a toy! I announce that 'I'm not happy!' and take off to my room. After a few minutes I return and rip the paper up...I kept the crayon after it solidified again since I love to color.
My mommy and daddy started joking that next Jack in The Box will start giving rocks from the stores landscaped area as toys. This made me laugh.
My daddy said whoever thought of this 'toy' should be fired in which I replied 'Yes daddy, the person who made that toy should be lit on fire.'
I'm still not sure about words that can be used in different contexts. My parents laughed and laughed...